"The dreams that you hold for the future are what you dream about at night. They’re always at the back of your mind. They’re what your heart desires. They keep you going. Accept reality and have a backup plan, but always follow your dreams no matter what."
—Miley Cyrus (Miles to Go)
Wizards of Waverly Place.My neice.Fall.The Holiday Season.
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
will reblog until this becomes an actual show
This is pretty much how I park
Walk into the club like what up I got a big choreographed Broadway dance number and a five six seven eight
Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.
not gonna lie, that sounds awful and really troublesome
This is so true. I love this description so much.
And then one of them has some random ad playing noise on it and I CAN NEVER FUCKING FIND IT!
so is writers block when you accidentally close them all at the same time?
Forced reboot to install updates.
this explains it so well oh my goodness
relevant as hell
I just bought a math and pencil set for two girls, but some don’t have anything yet. If you have extra cash please try to help.
I’m so fucking done with the world today, sick of people leaving me when all I try and do is make people happy.
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board
did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit
he used praypal
if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away
GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK
I can totally picture Taylor Swift scrolling through her tumblr while Meredith and Olivia just walk all over her keyboard when they see cats.